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Doc_Holiday
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AW: Pubertät: Bin ich schon drin?
Hurra, jetzt kann ich endlich mal Auszüge meiner Sammlung an Murphy's Gesetzen der Liebe posten!
1.All the good ones are taken.
2. If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (corr. to 1)
3. The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
4. Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
5. The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
6. Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
7. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
8. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
9. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
10. Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
11. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
12. Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
13. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
14. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
15. Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
16. Never trust a woman who acts like you are so sexy she can't help herself but drag you to bed.
17. No one is as fascinating as they think.
18. Being taken attracts women. Being single makes them avoid you like the plague.
19. The hornier someone is, the less likely that it will be they have sex.
Corollary: Horniness is inversely related to one's chance of scoring
20. The duration of a relationship to a person is inversely proportionate to
the importance of person to you.
Wer die komplette Liste haben will: O-Mail an mich.
Hurra, jetzt kann ich endlich mal Auszüge meiner Sammlung an Murphy's Gesetzen der Liebe posten!
1.All the good ones are taken.
2. If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (corr. to 1)
3. The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
4. Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
5. The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
6. Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
7. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
8. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
9. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
10. Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
11. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
12. Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
13. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
14. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
15. Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
16. Never trust a woman who acts like you are so sexy she can't help herself but drag you to bed.
17. No one is as fascinating as they think.
18. Being taken attracts women. Being single makes them avoid you like the plague.
19. The hornier someone is, the less likely that it will be they have sex.
Corollary: Horniness is inversely related to one's chance of scoring
20. The duration of a relationship to a person is inversely proportionate to
the importance of person to you.
Wer die komplette Liste haben will: O-Mail an mich.